Moriyama Thug: We have your son.
Neil: We don’t have a son?
Moriyama Thug: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?
Andrew: His name is Nicky and you can keep him.
Sometimes it makes me laugh that we ALL compare The Raven Cycle to The Foxhole Court/AFTG when in reality, they actually have very little in common. AND YET? Liking one if you like the other is practically science? Is it the south eastern location? The animal motifs? The slow burn gay couples? The found family? That they both have a book called “The Raven King?” I mean all of these are true but they are also pretty thin connections lol.
Why do we all associate a story about magic and private school teenagers looking for a dead king with a story about troubled kids playing college sports and evading the mafia?
Side Note: Do not be confused. I, too, group these series together.
Matt: Neil, what language do you think in?
Andrew: Bold of you to assume Neil thinks.
eden’s patron, leaning flirtily towards neil: damn boy what that mouth do
andrew, not looking up from his phone: lie
neil josten about andrew minyard: my husband is a bitch and i like him so much
my blog really is a canvas of all the things i crave in life







